When good dolls go bad

It’s the unspoken tragedy of every playroom across the land…the hidden horror in little girl’s bedrooms…the unknown heartbreak faced by future mommies: when good dolls go bad.

You sit them in “time out.” You lecture them about appropriate dolly behavior. You enforce curfews and prohibit them from socializing with other, less desirable, dolls. You even take them to church, hoping that somehow, some way, the message will get through.

But, unfortunately, all those valiant efforts aren’t enough. Those rebellious dolls are out-of-control, threatening to take over the playroom…and eventually the entire house. As a society, we cannot sit back and just watch this happen. We must take a stand. We are forced to take action. And so, I present to you a solution to this horrible, terrible problem…

Oh, the humanity!

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