Is that a pig flying?

We interrupt your normally scheduled Wednesday American Idol prediction post to bring you this important message:

THE TEXAS RANGERS ARE IN FIRST PLACE IN THE AMERICAN LEAGUE WEST.

I’m in shock.   Utter disbelief.  Completely and totally incredulous.

And either a cold front has moved through hell or I just saw a pig flying outside my living room window.

Enjoy the moment, friends, for it may not last long.