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This is girlfriend humor at its finest. Boys are welcome to read at your own risk. But don’t say I didnt’ warn you.
Part of the joy of growing older is the way “routine” medical checkups begin to change. Suddenly, doctors are very interested in the most private parts of your body, needing to test and retest and check and screen things you have kept hidden away since you were swaddled in your very first baby blanket.
Now that I’m part of the “over-40” crowd, I get to join the fun. Right now, things are pretty simple. Once a year, I have the privilege of enduring the booby-squishing that ensures my “sisters” are healthy and happy. Today was that day. And while the medical community continues to assert that “an ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure”, I’m going to stick with the mantra, “laughter is the BEST medicine.”
So it is in that spirit that I offer you this bit of humor, sent to me from a friend. I’m sure all my girlfriends will appreciate it.
A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy’s department store and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, “I’d like to buy a bra for my wife.”
“What type of bra?” asked the clerk.
“Type?” inquires the man, “There’s more than one type?”
“Look around,” said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size, color and material imaginable. “Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only four types of bras to choose from.”
Relieved, the man asked about the types.
The saleslady replied: “There are the Catholic, the Salvation Army, the Presbyterian, and the Baptist types. Which one would you prefer?”
Now, totally befuddled, the man asks about the differences between them. The saleslady responds, “It is all really quite simple. ..
the Catholic type Supports the masses;
the Salvation Army type lifts the fallen;
the Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright; and
the Baptist makes mountains out of molehills.”
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Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H are the letters used to define bra sizes? If you have wondered why but couldn’t figure out what the letters stood for, it is about time you became informed!
(A} Almost Boobs…
{B} Barely there…
{C} Can’t Complain!…
{D} Dang!…
{DD} Double dang!…..
{E} Enormous!…
{F} Fake…
{G} Get a Reduction…
{H} Help me, I’ve fallen And I can’t get up!…
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They forgot the German bra, Holtzemfromfloppen