This is clearly the worst case of sabotage I’ve ever seen.
Okay, it’s not technically a shipwreck yet, but the Black Rock is under full sail while Jacob and the Man in Black sit on the beach of a mysterious island, under the shadow of a large statue, discussing the balance of light and dark, good and evil, luring the ill-fated ship to its unquestioned destiny…
Oops. Sorry. I got this post confused with my “I Heart LOST” one.
But seriously. The “Biggest Loser” competition ends next Monday. April 5. The day after Easter. The day after my freaking birthday, for crying out loud.
As if that’s not bad enough, I’ve got leftovers from the Sloan Creek Estates Easter Egg Hunt baiting me in my pantry: a half-dozen homemade chocolate chip cookies, leftover resurrection rolls, and a rather hefty stash of brownies. Not to mention jelly beans and the special Easter Egg candies I made but forgot to take out of the fridge before the hunt. Oh, and let’s not forget the famous “treat bucket”, now restocked and refilled to overflowing with chocolate eggs, malted milk balls, starburst, and a plethora of Skittles. Oh, how I love the rainbow of fruit flavors! I mean, seriously, whose idea was this low-carb, no-refined-sugar, only-good-fats kind of lifestyle anyway?!
Obviously someone whose hell-bent on winning this thing, no matter what.
I’m not naming names, but Shellie, Roxann, and Reshma whoever it is better watch out!