In an effort not to be outdone by Jon (of Random Commands fame), I will summarize last night’s television in Haiku. After all, I’m the English minor. Yeah, just like Angie’s the funny one. And Jon is the geek. And Matt is the gerk.
Dancing with the Stars:
Quickstep, a misstep
Jennie’s routine ends badly
But it’s Wayne who leaves
The Bachelor:
Brad’s harem beaches it
Melissa tumbles…ouchie!
Jenny gets the kiss
MNF:
Patriots/Bengals
No cheating, Bengals aren’t good
Still undefeated
Journeyman:
No recap yet
Didn’t watch the show last night
Will post tomorrow
So, neener-neener, Jon. I managed to provide pithy, one-verse Haiku of all the shows I watched. Hoo-ah! English Minor ROCKS!!!
pithy, yes… descriptive no.
and the pats are scary… scary.