For all you last-minute shoppers (or for those who wish to plan way ahead for next year because you’re tired of sleeping in the doghouse), I offer you a no-fail guide to a happy Valentine’s day.
HOW TO TREAT A WOMAN:
Wine her. Dine her. Call her. Hold her. Surprise her.
Compliment her. Smile at her. Listen to her.
Laugh with her. Cry with her.
Romance her. Encourage her. Believe in her.
Pray with her. Pray for her. Cuddle with her.
Shop with her. Give her jewelry. Buy her
flowers. Hold her hand. Write love letters to her.
Go to the ends of
the earth and back again for her.
HOW TO TREAT A MAN:
Show up naked. Bring chicken wings. Don’t block the TV.
women: way to many buttons…
men: simple easy to use interface… with a joystick!
boooo
k.. how about:
women –
men –
as a woman who “knows her limits”… I must say I find all this technological stuff terribly confusing.
But I do love puppies!