Actual conversation between Crisana and MJ (affectionately known ’round these here parts as Nana and Nanu) when I picked them up from camp on Monday:
Crisana: “Michael, do you like my doll? She’s NEW.”
Michael: “Why’d you name her SUE?”
Crisana: “She’s not in a SHOE!”
They’re not even married yet and they have already perfected the art of not REALLY listening to each other.