Recap, kneecap…Seussian edition

‘Tis the week past Halloween, and everything’s dandy:

The kids, Mom, and Dad -yup – all hung over with candy.

The DVR counts up, as Matt watches his shows

While I sit at my laptop typing endless prose

To fulfill a foolish promise, made with great haste:

That when we returned, not one moment I’d waste

In recapping all shows, with Seussian flair!

My intentions were sincere. I promise! I swear!

I wanted to, honestly, but life’s just not fair…

The time for me to write, well….it just wasn’t THERE!

Despite my best efforts, my wishing, my hope…

I just came out looking like some sort of dope

Who thought she could be…well, you know….one of those

Who reign supreme in the literary world of prose.

So, what can I say? What excuse can I give?

For those who will remind me for as long as I live:

That I FAILED! I fell short! I am THE BIGGEST LOSER!

I’m a dud! A complete dolt! An improbable schmoozer!

Oh, well…at least you gotta give me a hand,

for trying it out…unlike Random Commands.
So for the time being, forget any recaps…

And if I catch grief, I’ll take out your…um…kneecaps.