Creation: Committee-style

IN THE BEGINNING…. In the beginning, God created heaven and earth.  He was challenged immediately with a class-action suit for failure to file an environmental impact statement. At last, He was granted a temporary permit for the project, but soon was handed a cease-and-desist order enjoining Him from creating on earth. At the government hearing,… Continue reading Creation: Committee-style

American Idol: The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly

Let’s cut to the chase, shall we? The Good:              The Bad: Okay, so she wasn’t BAD, but I did NOT like her rendition of “Proud Mary”, and she is becoming more and more arrogant each week…thinking she can pull off these big songs, and even imitating Tina Turner’s dancing!  No, no,… Continue reading American Idol: The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly

DWTS – The final four

Tonight, the final four are revealed. Tonight, we witness the 100th episode celebration. Tonight, pros and stars from seasons past will regale us with the “10 best dances.” Tonight….promises to be a worthwhile two hours of prime-time viewing. So let’s review! Kristi began with a foxtrot that was – in my opinion – fabulous.  I… Continue reading DWTS – The final four

Do you SALSA?

Yesterday being Cinco de Mayo and all, I decided to celebrate by posting some great salsa recipes.  However, due to it being Monday and having to deal with unexpected little crises like Peekaboo throwing up IN MY SHOES, I wasn’t able to sit down to organize my thoughts into even a somewhat-coherent passage. So, despite… Continue reading Do you SALSA?

AI Predictions: Neil Diamond

Last night we honored a man known for many things:enduring songs that defined an era… songwriting that captured our hearts… and keeping polyester pants and sequined shirts in the American consciousness. Paula, however, went to new heights with her amazing analysis of Jason Castro. [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SGUyLet19ak[/youtube] She can sing, she can dance, AND she can foretell… Continue reading AI Predictions: Neil Diamond

This just cracks me up

Yesterday we played hooky from church, using the “it-was-a-late-night-when-we-had-to-drive-back-from-the-campout” excuse.  So what did we do to fill all our free time?  We went SHOPPING! I won’t bore you with all the details, except to say my “I hate Wal-mart” stance was reconfirmed.  Then we went to Costco, where Matt discovered a really cool doggie bed. … Continue reading This just cracks me up

Life…as we know it

This was supposed to be a post about Crisana’s 5-year portrait session yesterday, but Searsphoto.com has not uploaded our session yet. I was going to write about how the Mavericks and Rangers both finally won last night, but I know most of my readers a) either know that already, or 2) don’t care about sports.… Continue reading Life…as we know it